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(as you can see, most of these pictures are penguins...penguins are very random...)
One fine day in the african savana, a penguin, a polar bear and a seal were walking towards the chocolate bar. when they refused to serve them beer at a children's chocolate bar, they called upoun the army of chickens and pink kittens. all was destroyed.
moral of story: feathers are heavy when wet
HISTORY OF EL QUANDANTO
El Quandonto (real name derick bubkis) was born in Spain. he was teased at school, because for several years, he had a bunny attached to his bum. he named the bunny scribbles. at the age of 13, he had it removed by an elite team of vets and surgeons. he went to Sir. Bollocks college of posterial deformities. that was the only place he felt he belonged. He befriended a girl named Anetta, who had a tortise stuck to her bottom. she still had it on, but it came in handy when she was tabogining down snow. she called the turtle spot.
when he graduated from sir bollocks, he found a job as toilet paper licker. you see, in order to make toilet paper silky soft, a team of likers professianly lick toilet paper, thusly creat the smooth texture. when he got fired for accidently eating $2,00,00,00 of toilet paper, he seeked a new job. he found a job with ballroom dancing, and therefore got his name "El Quandanto", which, in some unknown language means "dancer of the bunny arse". as he drew closer to retirement, he was caught in a freak bunny accident. he slipped while performing, and, amazingly, he landed on scribbles, his childhood arse buddy. they were joined, till which they died on the exact same time, exact same day. his and scribbles ashes are scattered in places unknown.
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