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the REAL cat
cats seem to be nice little animals, but really, they're SLAVES TO HUMANITY!!!
its no wonder they are all driven to insanity, normally ending up in people being killed by wild kittens!
cats sometimes crave for the acceptance of humans, but is pushed away with degrading cuddles and uncomfortable kisses
in some third world countries, cats are being forced to perform back-breaking duties. not one cat is spared, not even the kittens
kittens are put in foster care, without any choice in family. normally the cat is disturbed for several years, before finnally becoming domestic
however, some kittens are treated like gods, especially back in ancient Egypt
this picture is too grusome to even discuss
but not all cats are this lucky
several cats have been driven to insanity
some cats are so under fed that they need to eat human food, causing illness and random outbursts of cheese.
some cats have been gifted with abnormal powers from radiation and being stuck in microwaves
many cats have been fed too much, and die from cholesterol, or people standing on them, mistaking them for doormats